Big Guy and Toes are kind of nervous about all the appearance of all this stimulus spending that's going on, so Big Guy won't be going to many groundbreakings for road and bridge projects, even though we expect they will all be named after him.But more important, Big Guy doesn't want to be seen wearing any goofy hats. Between the ears and those big hardhats, showing up on construction sites just wouldn't look good for him.
That's why we're sending Joey B out around the country for groundbreaking ceremonies. In fact, he's going to be in both Pennsylvania and Kansas today. Now, some people would look at these projects and think they are roads to nowhere. And they'd be right. But they are roads with Biden on them. Which for the White House - and America - is the best place for him to be.