Sunday, June 21, 2009

Today Show Interview Part 3

Happy Father's Day, all! Here is the third part of my interview with the lovely and talented Jamie Gangel for the "Today" Show. CAPS are my responses to her questions.

You have a rare look behind the scenes at the White House..... I would like to play word association with you. I will say a name, and would you please give me the first thing that pops into your prompter.....
If I say President Obama.... you say? LINCOLN
If I say Vice president Biden.... you say? GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
If I say chief of staff Rahm Emanuel.... you say? GRACEFUL
If I say Treary Secretary Tim Geithner.... you say? SAFECRACKER (CHECK OUT HIS HANDS WHEN HE’S SPEAKING)
If I say Michelle Obama.... you say? CLOTHES HORSE
If I say Bo the dog... you say? ROOMIE

How do you and Bo really get along when no one is looking? LET'S JUST SAY THAT HALF A TAB OF VICODIN IN A MEATBALL DOES WONDERS FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP...

On the overseas trip... what really happened with the Saudi King? A bow? Or not a bow? And what about that handshake with Hugo Chavez?
LITTLE KNOWN FACT – BIG GUY IS A CHEAP SKATE. EVEN IF IT’S FOREIGN CURRENCY, HE’LL BEND TO PICK IT UP. WHAT CAN I SAY? WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME. AS FOR HUGO, BIG GUY LOVES COFFEE AND MISTOOK HIM FOR JUAN VALDEZ. I BLAME THE BRIEFERS.

9 comments:

  1. Happy Father’s Day & George Washington Father of Our Nation.

    What Would Dad Do?

    http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/2009/06/happy-fathers-day-thanks-to-father-of.html

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  2. Geithner always struck me as the type to not know exactly what to do with his hands. An insecure extrovert or something.

    Reminds me of Talledega Nights. Ferrel's hands kept raising into the shot and the interview kept having to push them down.

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  3. TOTUS:
    But she didn't ask about Nancy! Please allow me!

    "What pops into your prompter when I say Nancy Pelosi?"

    SKELETOR.

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  4. Nancy Pelosi:
    POINTER

    Rahm E.:
    EN POINT

    I just got a nice (mass mailout) e-note from Michelle Obama, about how her father had MS from age 31, but was her hero, but Barack's Dad left them when BO was only 2----so he was determined to be a good Dad for his girls, and they all wish Dads a Happy Father's Day.

    It was a nice note, but who are we kidding? It's an ad for 2012.

    Still not sure how I got on this mailing list....

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  5. How about Hill?

    ANSWER: out of sight out of mind

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  6. Ha, Betty Ann, MM, and madj -- LOL. :D

    ****************************

    TOTUS, "LINCOLN?!!!!"

    You definitely need a vacation away from that Cult leader to clear your CPU.

    (Head shake) Lincoln, my eye. Try CAPONE. Or.... JONES (Jim) ..... Or...... FLYCATCHER.

    Oh, you meant THAT kind of Lincoln. Well, I'd still recommend that vacation to get your head in the game -- MOPED would be more that genius's speed.

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